Write in impenetrable dialect

Wha’ an’ ha’ summit oder t’ nessle, blothen. An’ thar fudur hibitza an’took! Fla booter ’eth snine? Naggle ta, po’ o’ lo’ sho’. An tho’? An tho’ fladabble.

‘Gisae tha’ fun’dut?’ hir giffled.

‘Asai ha’ tooter!’ Ai tankled.

Haba greathen thei’ pulten, asa lanwag ba’ cracket an’ waggle. Wha’ tae boleg ah video recorder fae t’ sanner an’ video recorder ben.

‘Wha’ tae boleg ah video recorder?’ hettled ai, gravenish.

‘Gisae ha’ tooter,’ cam spalber eth.